Freebsd Fortunes 4

If you liked the Earth you'll love Heaven.

If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee.
                -- Graham Summer

If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.
                -- Simone De Beauvoir

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made
because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
                -- George Burns

If you lived today as if it were your last, you'd buy up a box of rockets
and fire them all off, wouldn't you?
                -- Garrison Keillor

If you look good and dress well, you don't need a purpose in life.
                -- Robert Pante, fashion consultant

If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.

If you lose a son you can always get another,
but there's only one Maltese Falcon.
                -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"

If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich,
or famous or both.

If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist,
he'll get rich or famous or both.